THE ULTIMATE COW JOKE
There were three cows,a Red cow, a Blue Cow, and a Yellow Cow, all of
them, on one side of a an eighteen
lane superhighway. One day, they were busy just grazing along, and they
realized that they were out of grass . . . So they were thinking to
themselves that if they could get to the OTHER side of this super
highway, they could eat the grass over on the other side. So the Blue cow
was thinking to himself, and he comes up with an idea. He walks over to
the telephone pole, climbs up it, walks across the line, climbs down the
other side, and starts eating the grass. So the Red cow is thinking to
himself that if the Blue cow could do it, so could he. He comes up with an
idea and backs up away from the highway, runs, jumps, leaps over ALL 18
lanes, lands on the other side, and starts eating the grass. So the
Yellow cow, left all alone, is thinking to himself that if the Blue cow
could do it and the Red cow could do it, then so could he. So he comes up
with an idea, and he walks out into traffic. He gets run over by an 18
wheeler and dies. The Red cow turns to the Blue cow and
says "Mooooooooo."
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